fire

It's bad. My oven caught on fire today, it was pretty awesome. I mean that in the most sarcastic way possible if you didn't get that.

I was making garlic bread and it started smoking and I was like, wtf? So I opened it and yep. There was a fire. I grabbed the cooking sheet and pulled it out fast and I looked at it for a second like, shit what do I do? I didn't want to throw water on it because it looked like whatever was on fire was greasy and I know grease fires + water = bad. I remembered what I learned in Home Ec and I threw baking soda on it, or baking powder. Whatever the fuck I grabbed.

I saved my apartment building from sure destruction guys. It was scary as hell.